May 2012
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
me all the time: what am i even doing
ieatscenekidsforbreakfast:
Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it
Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
that’s the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting...
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
gothambeat:
The episode of Rugrats has Phil and Chucky in dresses because they wanted to wear dresses. And they don’t see the problem with it but when other boys find out their boys, they chase to beat them up.
Until Phil and Chucky find the Scottish, kilt-wearing babies that see no problem with wearing skirts and dresses.
Rugrats knew what’s up.
How I Eat :
thebestlolz:
In front of Other People :
When I’m Alone :
